If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so you can eat as many as you want.
Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will take the edge off your
appetite, and you will eat less.
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if
you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper problem.
Store your chocolate on top of the refrigerator. Calories are afraid of
heights and will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate make a balanced diet.
The preservatives in chocolate will make you look younger.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose and
an entire garment industry would be out of business.
A nice box of chocolate provides your total intake of calories in one
place. Isn't that handy?
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That
way, at least you will get one thing done.
Question: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Answer: Because no one wants to quit. (eating
Problem: How do you get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a
Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
> It Turns out that Chocolate Is Good For you......
> Chocolate is a Vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa
> beans. Beans are a vegetable. Sugar is derived from either
> sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places
> them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a
> To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain
> milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
> Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and
> strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you
> If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're
> eating it too slowly.
> The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the
> store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking
> Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take
> the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
> If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
> chocolate, it is a balanced diet. They actually counteract
> each other.
> Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you
> look younger. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list
> of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one
> thing done.
> A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
> intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy? If
> not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
> pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
> You can't let that happen, can you?
> REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts".